My poetical thesis ( if i ever get to do my masters one day) on the word, “FUCK.”
The most powerful word in the English language
is the word FUCK. It can be used as a noun or verb
and can be used to describe almost anything in
any situation and in any given timeline.
Past, present and future, FUCK was there.
Which makes FUCK the most
adaptive word in the world. That being said,
who actually gives a FUCK about it right?
Well if you must know, FUCK is known
across societies and languages,
giving it international status, recognition
The word, FUCK,
is derived from celibate hilltop monks who
described their disgust at
human copulation as what we know
today as FUCK. Although FUCK is respected
and largely represented by human coitus,
FUCK is also seen as a disrespectful word,
especially when it comes out from the
mouth of smaller humans, I in no way refer
to midgets but children. FUCK it right?
FUCK has lived longer than most of us
and could have been used across
universes and dimensions. FUCK this!
You must be wondering where’s my evidence.
Drug users have confirmed that in
a state of whirls and rainbows, FUCK
has been heard and used by beings
with three or four fingers and two dicks.
You should be giving a FUCK
about FUCK right about now.
FUCK has the ability to FUCKING render you
speechless, it can be used as a connector, a scream,
a comment, it can be used as a counter to almost
anything said in any human language.
FUCKING cool right? FUCK has survived the Black Plague,
Independence Day, Judgement Day,
the sinking of Atlantis, the eruption of Pompeii,
the nazis and finally us. FUCK us!
FUCK is finite and infinite, it can be used an immediate
response, “FUCK!” or be lengthened to “FUUUUUUUUCK!”
by the capacity of your FUCKING lungs.
Although technology has advanced tremendously and people have
FUCKING lost human touch. FUCK continues to be used
in people’s faces, humans seek pleasure in travelling
great distances, crossing continents and borders
to initiate a FUCK YOU.
FUCK is highly therapeutic.
FUCK can be chanted 108 times
to relieve pain in the nether regions
and to prevent erectile dysfunctions.
FUCK can be repeated in succession
to calm our nerves before a nuclear attack.
In coitus, FUCK is whispered to prevent
shotgun marriages and teenage pregnancies.
FUCK is used in medicine
when a surgeon replaces a heart
with a kidney. FUCK is anatomical
in the sense that body parts can take on
the actions of intercourse such as the
mighty middle finger in a vagina, anus
or down your throat.
FUCK is the scientific name
of homo sapiens (humans). FUCK is used
to name one another after a long
night of concussive sex and booze.
FUCK is successfully used to insult or
escape from a one-night stand
where you have no recollection
or memory of sleeping
with the other party.
FUCK has often appeared on the
foreheads of people without spines
and on the tombstones of graves
of hated and FUCKED-up souls.
FUCK is the face
of the FUCKING human race. FUCK is sublimely
branded in ads, movies and bombs. When used
appropriately, FUCK denotes sarcasm or an estimated
violent reaction. When used wisely, FUCK is a
rejection to almost any proposal of coitus.
When used in coitus, FUCK represents what
it already means but just that the more you say it,
the faster he or she gets to come. When used by
pornstars, FUCK is magic!
In conclusion, FUCK is beautiful, FUCK is god,
FUCK is you, me and every single thing around us,
FUCK is creation and destruction, FUCK is orgasm,
FUCK is our heartbeat and every fist raised in
the name of violent oppressors, FUCK is music,
FUCK is art, FUCK is the very life that runs
through blood and streams through our rivers,
FUCK is the epitome of humanity, without FUCK
we are nothing, FUCK continues evolving even
as the human body regresses with our stupidity,
FUCK is our gift to future generations.
FUCK you, i mean thank you.